Sri Lankan Politicians Application form

chip

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    Application Form for ******** Politicians Application Form To Be Filled For
    Contesting Sri Lankan Elections
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    1. Name of Candidate : _______________________

    2. Present Address
    (i) Name of Jail : _______________________
    (ii) Cell Number : _______________________

    3. Political Party : _______________________ (List ONLY the Last Five
    parties in the Chronological (Order)

    4. Sex: [ ]
    A - Male
    B - Female
    C - Chandrika
    D - Ranil/Mangala

    5. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
    A - Defected
    B - Expelled
    C - Bought out
    D - None of above
    E - All of above

    6 . Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
    A - To make money
    B - To escape court trial
    C - To grossly misuse power
    D - To serve the public
    E - I have no clue
    (if you choose "D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized
    Government Psychiatrist)

    7. How many years of public service experience do you possess?
    A - 1-2 yrs
    B - 2-6yrs
    C - 6-15yrs
    D - 15+yrs

    8. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many
    Additional Sheets as you want)


    9. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ] (Do not confuse with question
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    A - 1-2 years
    B - 2-6 years
    C - 6-15 years
    D - 15+years


    10. Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
    A - Why not
    B - Of Course
    C - Definitely
    D - I deny it all
    E - I see a foreign hand.

    11. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
    A - 100-500 Crores
    B - 500-1000 Crores
    C - Overflow...

    12. Do you have any developmental plans for Sri lanaka in mind? [ ]
    A - No
    B - No
    C - No
    D - No

    13. Describe your achievements in space provided: [_________]

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    chip

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    shaminicw said:
    mama ithin soooooo busy girl ne chip...:lol: mata velavak na ovata:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

    ow mara bc athi poster gahala ne...nxt election ekata gama wate yanawalu ne oya :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     

    Mauli

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    ane umbata thanx machan.. kawada hari dawasaka matat meka oona wei. eeka nemei.. mama chande illuwoth umbala denawada?:confused: :confused: :confused:
     

    chip

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    Mauli said:
    ane umbata thanx machan.. kawada hari dawasaka matat meka oona wei. eeka nemei.. mama chande illuwoth umbala denawada?:confused: :confused: :confused:


    hehehe oka mokadda banz ;).. mokak u gonna illanna chande...r u qualified ?? :lol: