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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Elcid" data-source="post: 6751104" data-attributes="member: 257071"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">How to Catch a LION?????</span></strong></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><strong>Newton 's Method:</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><strong>Let, the lion catch you.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><strong>For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><strong>Implies you caught lion.</strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Einstein Method:</span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">get tired soon.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Now you can trap it easily.</span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Software Engineer Method:</span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.</span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">Police Method:</span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">a lion.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Microsoft Method :</span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear</span></strong></p><p> </p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>

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