STILL THE BEST!!!!!

Shguts

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  • Mar 25, 2007
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    Bill Gates organized an enormous session to
    recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.
    5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One
    candidate was Sompala Pathirana a Sinhalese living
    in USA.

    Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming
    and asking those who do not know JAVA programming
    to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Soma
    says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have
    nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try' Bill Gates
    asked the candidates who never had experience of
    managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people
    leave the room.. Soma says to himself ' I never managed
    anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay.
    What can happen to me?' So he stays.

    Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have
    management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room.
    Soma says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have
    I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.

    Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not
    speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room.
    Soma says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of
    Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays
    and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone
    else has gone.

    Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the
    only two candidates who have all the required
    qualifications & experience I am looking for and
    speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you
    have a conversation together in that language.'

    and......


    Calmly, Soma turns to the other candidate and says

    "Kohomada Machang"?

    The other candidate answers '

    "Ammata Hudu".........."umbath Lankavenda"??


    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: