BLONDE STOWAWAY
A beautiful blonde was so depressed that she decided to
end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before
she
could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor
stopped her.
"You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, I'm off
to
Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take
care of
you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always
wanted
to go to Europe , the woman accepted. That night the sailor
brought her
aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he
would
bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.
Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a
routine
inspection. "What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied.
"He brings
me food and I get a free trip to Europe. Plus, he's screwing
me."
"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten
Island Ferry."
A beautiful blonde was so depressed that she decided to
end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before
she
could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor
stopped her.
"You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, I'm off
to
Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take
care of
you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always
wanted
to go to Europe , the woman accepted. That night the sailor
brought her
aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he
would
bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.
Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a
routine
inspection. "What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied.
"He brings
me food and I get a free trip to Europe. Plus, he's screwing
me."
"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten
Island Ferry."
