A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd STD class, "If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them, how many birds would remain??" Johnny, the naughtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand. Teacher: " O.K. Johnny, what's the answer?" Johnny: "NONE, maa'm. Teacher: "How?" Johnny: "After hearing the shot, all the other birds will also fly away." Teacher: "No Johnny, the answer here is 2, but I like the way u r thinking.
Now Johnny has a doubt. Johnny: "Teacher can I ask u a question?" Teacher: "Sure".
Johnny: "There are three ladies having ice cream at the parlour. The first one is eating it; the second is licking it; while the third one is sucking on it. Can u tell which one of the ladies is married??" Teacher is terribly embarrassed, but she puts on a brave face and answers: "I....I...... I guess the one which is sucking on the ice cream is married."
Johnny: "NO maa'm, the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is married, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKING"!!!!!
Now Johnny has a doubt. Johnny: "Teacher can I ask u a question?" Teacher: "Sure".
Johnny: "There are three ladies having ice cream at the parlour. The first one is eating it; the second is licking it; while the third one is sucking on it. Can u tell which one of the ladies is married??" Teacher is terribly embarrassed, but she puts on a brave face and answers: "I....I...... I guess the one which is sucking on the ice cream is married."
Johnny: "NO maa'm, the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is married, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKING"!!!!!
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