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> > > TAKE A BREAK FOR A LAUGH !
> > > >
> > > > BOY : May I hold your hand ???
> > > > GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
> > > > BOY : You love me...
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring ???
> > > > BOY : Sure, what's your phone number ???
> > > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
> > > > BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me ? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour.
> > > > PETER : Yes darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
> > > > BOY : Don't you ever want to improve ???
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > BOY : I love you and I could die for you !!!
> > > > GIRL : How soon ???
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you !!!
> > > > GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there ???
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss ???
> > > > TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > Man : You remind me of the sea.
> > > > Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting ???
> > > > Man : NO, because you make me sick.
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
> > > > Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter ??
> > > > Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
> > >
> >
>
> >
> > > TAKE A BREAK FOR A LAUGH !
> > > >
> > > > BOY : May I hold your hand ???
> > > > GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
> > > > BOY : You love me...
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring ???
> > > > BOY : Sure, what's your phone number ???
> > > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
> > > > BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me ? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour.
> > > > PETER : Yes darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
> > > > BOY : Don't you ever want to improve ???
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > BOY : I love you and I could die for you !!!
> > > > GIRL : How soon ???
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you !!!
> > > > GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there ???
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss ???
> > > > TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > Man : You remind me of the sea.
> > > > Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting ???
> > > > Man : NO, because you make me sick.
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
> > > > Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter ??
> > > > Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
> > >
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