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<blockquote data-quote="kasunsankalpana" data-source="post: 811666" data-attributes="member: 28569"><p>> </p><p>> > </p><p>> > > TAKE A BREAK FOR A LAUGH ! </p><p>> > > > </p><p>> > > > BOY : May I hold your hand ??? </p><p>> > > > GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. </p><p>> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </p><p>> > > > GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! </p><p>> > > > BOY : You love me... </p><p>> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </p><p>> > > > GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring ??? </p><p>> > > > BOY : Sure, what's your phone number ??? </p><p>> > > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </p><p>> > > > GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. </p><p>> > > > BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple. </p><p>> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </p><p>> > > > CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me ? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour. </p><p>> > > > PETER : Yes darling, that was the happiest hour of my life... </p><p>> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </p><p>> > > > GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. </p><p>> > > > BOY : Don't you ever want to improve ??? </p><p>> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </p><p>> > > > BOY : I love you and I could die for you !!! </p><p>> > > > GIRL : How soon ??? </p><p>> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </p><p>> > > > BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you !!! </p><p>> > > > GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there ??? </p><p>> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </p><p>> > > > SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss ??? </p><p>> > > > TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. </p><p>> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </p><p>> > > > Man : You remind me of the sea. </p><p>> > > > Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting ??? </p><p>> > > > Man : NO, because you make me sick. </p><p>> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </p><p>> > > > Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. </p><p>> > > > Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. </p><p>> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </p><p>> > > > Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter ?? </p><p>> > > > Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > </p><p>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kasunsankalpana, post: 811666, member: 28569"] > > > > > > TAKE A BREAK FOR A LAUGH ! > > > > > > > > BOY : May I hold your hand ??? > > > > GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! > > > > BOY : You love me... > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring ??? > > > > BOY : Sure, what's your phone number ??? > > > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. > > > > BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple. > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me ? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour. > > > > PETER : Yes darling, that was the happiest hour of my life... > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. > > > > BOY : Don't you ever want to improve ??? > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > BOY : I love you and I could die for you !!! > > > > GIRL : How soon ??? > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you !!! > > > > GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there ??? > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss ??? > > > > TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > Man : You remind me of the sea. > > > > Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting ??? > > > > Man : NO, because you make me sick. > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. > > > > Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter ?? > > > > Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. > > > > > > [/QUOTE]
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