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SLA Lifts the Lid on Soosai's Secret Toilet
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[TamilNet, Thursday, 12 March 2009, 01:00 GMT]
Homophobic Sinhaloids once again underscored their distaste for Eelamish toilets when troops of the 58 Division most GENOCIDICALLY™ infilitrated Soosai’s top secret toilet.
To make matters worse, they’re calling it an LTTE suicide bomb-making factory, even showing suicide kits, landmines and other explosives as evidence. Now we all know that Colonel Soosai has quite a reputation for emitting weapons of mass destruction of a different kind from his rear end, but this is ridiculous! In fact, this is GENOCIDE™ and hasn’t been seen on this scale since the Sinhaloids desecrated Thalaivar’s portable bulletproof toilet!
The racist Sinhaloids have also laid claim to finding 4 bodies of LTTE cadres they have killed, but those poor souls were evidently the local toilet cleaners who were massacred in the pogrom. The invaders have also allegedly found outboard motors there.
This is obviously GoSL punakku! Why would anyone need outboard motors in a toilet? However, TamilNet has heard that Soosai had a special commode made large enough to fit his generous bottom, thus it may have been able to provide Sea Tiger training to a few small boats as well.
SLA Lifts the Lid on Soosai's Secret Toilet
News 6 feedbacks »
[TamilNet, Thursday, 12 March 2009, 01:00 GMT]
Homophobic Sinhaloids once again underscored their distaste for Eelamish toilets when troops of the 58 Division most GENOCIDICALLY™ infilitrated Soosai’s top secret toilet.
To make matters worse, they’re calling it an LTTE suicide bomb-making factory, even showing suicide kits, landmines and other explosives as evidence. Now we all know that Colonel Soosai has quite a reputation for emitting weapons of mass destruction of a different kind from his rear end, but this is ridiculous! In fact, this is GENOCIDE™ and hasn’t been seen on this scale since the Sinhaloids desecrated Thalaivar’s portable bulletproof toilet!
The racist Sinhaloids have also laid claim to finding 4 bodies of LTTE cadres they have killed, but those poor souls were evidently the local toilet cleaners who were massacred in the pogrom. The invaders have also allegedly found outboard motors there.
This is obviously GoSL punakku! Why would anyone need outboard motors in a toilet? However, TamilNet has heard that Soosai had a special commode made large enough to fit his generous bottom, thus it may have been able to provide Sea Tiger training to a few small boats as well.
