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<blockquote data-quote="sanath ekanayake" data-source="post: 12891338" data-attributes="member: 162082"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">TANJOOBERRYMUTTS – Ever heard of this word? </span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">By the time you read through this you will understand "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS". And only then will you be ready to take on China </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">Believe me... you WILLunderstand!!!</span></span> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">Here it goes... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span><span style="color: blue">The following is atelephonic exchange between a Hotel guest & room-service in China ...</span></span> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">Room Service:"Morrin. Roon sirbees." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">Guest: "Sorry, Ithought I dialled room-service." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">Room Service: " Rye, Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">Guest: "Uh... Yes,I'd like to order sausage & eggs."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">Room Service: "Owulai den?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">Guest: "......What??" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">Room Service: "Owulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">Guest: "Oh, theeggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">Room Service: "Owulai dee bayken? Creepse?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">Guest: "Crisp willbe fine." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">Room Service:"Hokay. An sahn toes?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">Guest: "What?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">Room Service: "Antoes. ulai sahn toes?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">Guest: "I.... Don'tthink so.." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">RoomService: "No?Udo wan sahn toes???" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">Guest: "I feelreally bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">RoomService: "Toes!Toes!... Why Uoo don wan toes?... Ow bow anglish moppin we botter?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">Guest: "Oh, Englishmuffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffinwill be fine." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">RoomService: "Webotter?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">Guest: "No, justput the botter on the side." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">RoomService:"Wad?!?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">Guest: "I mean butter...Just put the butter on the side." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">RoomService:"Copy?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">Guest: "Excuseme?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">RoomService:"Copy.. tea... meel?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">Guest: "Yes.Coffee, please... And that's everything." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">RoomService: "OneMinnie. Scramah egg, creepse sosag, Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh &copy... Rye ??" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">Guest: "Whateveryou say." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">RoomService:"Tanjooberrymutts." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">Guest: "You'rewelcome" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span></span> </p><p> </p><p>Remember I did say"By the time you read through this...</p><p>.. YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS'<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sanath ekanayake, post: 12891338, member: 162082"] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=red]TANJOOBERRYMUTTS – Ever heard of this word? [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [SIZE=3][COLOR=blue]By the time you read through this you will understand "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS". And only then will you be ready to take on China Believe me... you WILLunderstand!!![/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=purple]Here it goes... [/COLOR][COLOR=blue]The following is atelephonic exchange between a Hotel guest & room-service in China ...[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=purple]Room Service:"Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest: "Sorry, Ithought I dialled room-service." Room Service: " Rye, Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen?" Guest: "Uh... Yes,I'd like to order sausage & eggs." Room Service: "Owulai den?" Guest: "......What??" Room Service: "Owulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?" Guest: "Oh, theeggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please." Room Service: "Owulai dee bayken? Creepse?" Guest: "Crisp willbe fine." Room Service:"Hokay. An sahn toes?" Guest: "What?" Room Service: "Antoes. ulai sahn toes?" Guest: "I.... Don'tthink so.." RoomService: "No?Udo wan sahn toes???" Guest: "I feelreally bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means." RoomService: "Toes!Toes!... Why Uoo don wan toes?... Ow bow anglish moppin we botter?" Guest: "Oh, Englishmuffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffinwill be fine." RoomService: "Webotter?" Guest: "No, justput the botter on the side." RoomService:"Wad?!?" Guest: "I mean butter...Just put the butter on the side." RoomService:"Copy?" Guest: "Excuseme?" RoomService:"Copy.. tea... meel?" Guest: "Yes.Coffee, please... And that's everything." RoomService: "OneMinnie. Scramah egg, creepse sosag, Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh ©... Rye ??" Guest: "Whateveryou say." RoomService:"Tanjooberrymutts." Guest: "You'rewelcome" [/COLOR][/SIZE] Remember I did say"By the time you read through this... .. YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS':lol::lol: [/QUOTE]
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