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Message: <blockquote data-quote="adult.junior" data-source="post: 13170662" data-attributes="member: 348900"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>By the time you read through this you will understand "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS".</strong></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>And only then will you be ready to take on China !</strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">Believe me... you <u>WILL</u> understand!!! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">Here goes<strong><strong>...</strong></strong></span></span></span><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong> </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">as a Hotel guest & room-service in China ... </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Room Service:</strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> "Morrin. Roon sirbees." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Guest:</strong></span></span></strong> "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Room Service:</strong></span></span></strong> " Rye , Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">oddor sunteen?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Guest:</strong></span></span></strong> "Uh... Yes, I'd like to order bacon & eggs." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Room Service:</strong></span></span></strong> "Ow ulai den?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Guest:</strong></span></span></strong> " .......What??" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Room Service:</strong></span></span></strong> "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Guest:</strong></span></span></strong> "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Scrambled, please." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Room Service:</strong></span></span></strong> "Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Guest:</strong></span></span></strong> "Crisp will be fine." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Room Service:</strong></span></span></strong> "Hokay. An sahn toes?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Guest:</strong></span></span></strong> "What?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Room Service:</strong></span></span></strong> "An toes. ulai sahn toes?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Guest: </strong></span></span></strong>"I.... Don't think so.." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>RoomService:</strong></span></span></strong> "No? Udo wan sahn toes???" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Guest:</strong></span></span></strong> "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">'udo wan sahn toes' means." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>RoomService:</strong></span></span></strong> "Toes! Toes!... Why Uoo don wan toes?... </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Ow bow anglish moppin we botter?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Guest:</strong></span></span></strong> "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>RoomService:</strong></span></span></strong> "We botter?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Guest:</strong></span></span></strong> "No, just put the botter on the side." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>RoomService:</strong></span></span></strong> "Wad?!?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Guest:</strong></span></span></strong> "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>RoomService:</strong></span></span></strong> "Copy?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Guest:</strong></span></span></strong> "Excuse me?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>RoomService:</strong></span></span></strong> "Copy.. tea... meel?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Guest:</strong></span></span></strong> "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>RoomService:</strong></span></span></strong> "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh & copy... Rye ??" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Guest:</strong></span></span></strong> "Whatever you say." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>RoomService:</strong></span></span></strong> "Tanjooberrymutts." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Guest:</strong></span></span></strong> "You're welcome" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Remember I did say "By the time you read through this<strong><strong>...</strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><strong>.. YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS'</strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>And you do, don't you!</strong></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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