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Message: <blockquote data-quote="xcorect" data-source="post: 668593" data-attributes="member: 27281"><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta"><p style="text-align: center">Tarzan gets in a terrible fight with a ferocious lion, and loses an eye, an arm, and his weenie. The animals of the jungle nurse Tarzan back to health. They give him the eye of a hawk, the arm of a gorilla, and for a pecker, they give him a baby elephant's trunk.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">After about a week, Cheetah comes up to Tarzan and says, "Tarzan, how you like-a your new parts?"</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">Tarzan says, "Eye good...Tarzan see far, clear...Arm good...long, strong...but Tarzan not crazy about new weenie... all day long, pickup weeds and stuff up Tarzan's ass." </p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">Jane, a reporter, went to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for a while. Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion, Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">As she reclined on the wild grass, Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch. In pain she screamed, "What the hell did you do that for?"</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">Tarzan replied, "Always check for squirrels."</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p><p></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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