1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c. Tell me an example.
Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.
2) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" o"shoot himself".
3) What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
4) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity , Threat) Analysis.
He said,
My strength is my wife
My weakness is my neighbors wife.
My Opportunity comes when neighbor goes out. and
My Threat comes when I myself go out
Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world's largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls ?"
Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.
2) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" o"shoot himself".
3) What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
4) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity , Threat) Analysis.
He said,
My strength is my wife
My weakness is my neighbors wife.
My Opportunity comes when neighbor goes out. and
My Threat comes when I myself go out
Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world's largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls ?"
