Your insurance company buys you a new car every three months.
You can buy oranges with a 45 percent alcohol content at rugby matches.
Striking workers express their anger by dancing.
If you can't use a cellphone, change a CD and drink a beer, all while driving 160
km/h in a 60km/h zone, you're considered clumsy.
You get to decorate your garden wall with barbed wire.
You get to take your own linen to hospital.
Hijacking cars is considered a profession.
You don't need fingers to keep Bafana Bafana's score.
More people vote in reality TV shows than in a general election.
Half your mail is guarenteed to reach its destination.
You can buy oranges with a 45 percent alcohol content at rugby matches.
Striking workers express their anger by dancing.
If you can't use a cellphone, change a CD and drink a beer, all while driving 160
km/h in a 60km/h zone, you're considered clumsy.
You get to decorate your garden wall with barbed wire.
You get to take your own linen to hospital.
Hijacking cars is considered a profession.
You don't need fingers to keep Bafana Bafana's score.
More people vote in reality TV shows than in a general election.
Half your mail is guarenteed to reach its destination.
