TEST FOR IDIOCY ..(CHECKOUT EVRY!...)winner getz a price

[warm182]

aight gimme da right answrzz for each of thses qus...da one hu gets all of em correct gets a surprice gift....letz get on wit it....

Test for Idiocy
B elow are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....


Ready? GO!!!


First Question:
Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? ​

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Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...? ​

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Third Question:
V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.


Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 ..
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?




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Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?




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Okay, now the bonus round:
I may have sent this one before. I! 'm never sure.

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?


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[pamithK]

machan api konde bandapu cheennu newei!!!

 

[warm182]

aight... f u think u r soo smart jss get me da answrz...jss 4gt abt da price...SMART ASS!!!

 

[pamithK]

aight... f u think u r soo smart jss get me da answrz...jss 4gt abt da price...SMART ASS!!!

ok 1. second
2.you cant overtake the last person!!
3.4100
4.mary

bonus: this one is a bit tough...he opens his eyes??

hey dude i wasnt being a smart ass..just kidding..k

 

[Wal Bada]

#1. Can't say. In a multilap race you can overtake even the first and still not become the first (because you are 1 lap behind)

#2. Same applies here. Can overtake the last if you are one lap ahead.

#3. 4100. Look for 4 1000s and 40, 30, 20, 10 and you want be confused.

#4. Mary

#5. He can speak

Impression: Question setter is a king idiot who lacks even a milligram worth lateral thinking