Test For Idiocy (looooool) Try plz
> Test for Idiocy
>Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer
>them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them
immediately . OK?
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>Let's find out just how clever you really are....
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>Ready? GO!!!
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>First Question:
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>You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
>position are you in?
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> Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
>absolutel! y wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his
>place, so you are second!
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>Try not to screw up next time.
>Now answer the second question,
>but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?
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>Second Question:
>If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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> Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are
>wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
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>You're not very good at this, are you?
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> Third Question:
>Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
>Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
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>Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
>Add another 1000. Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is
>the total?
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>Did you get 5000?
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>The correct answer is actually 4100.
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>If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
>Today is definitely not your day, is it?
>Maybe you'll get the last question right....
>...Maybe.
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>Fourth Question:
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>Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
>What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?
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>Did you Answer Nunu?
>NO! Of course it isn't.
>Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
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>Okay, now the bonus round:
>I may have sent this one before. I! 'm never sure.
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>A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
>imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses
>himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
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>Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
>sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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> He just has to open his mouth and ask...
>It's really very simple.... Like you!
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> PASS TH IS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
>SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
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> Test for Idiocy
>Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer
>them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them
immediately . OK?
>
>
>Let's find out just how clever you really are....
>
>
>
>Ready? GO!!!
>
>
>
>First Question:
>
>You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
>position are you in?
>
>
>
>
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
>absolutel! y wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his
>place, so you are second!
>
>Try not to screw up next time.
>Now answer the second question,
>but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?
>
>Second Question:
>If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
>
>
>
>
>
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are
>wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
>
>
>You're not very good at this, are you?
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Third Question:
>Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
>Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
>
>
>
>Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
>Add another 1000. Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is
>the total?
>
>
>
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>
>Did you get 5000?
>
>The correct answer is actually 4100.
>
>
>
>If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
>Today is definitely not your day, is it?
>Maybe you'll get the last question right....
>...Maybe.
>
>
>
>Fourth Question:
>
>Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
>What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?
>
>
>
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>Did you Answer Nunu?
>NO! Of course it isn't.
>Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
>
>
>
>Okay, now the bonus round:
>I may have sent this one before. I! 'm never sure.
>
>A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
>imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses
>himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
>
>Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
>sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
>
>
>
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>
>
>
>
> He just has to open his mouth and ask...
>It's really very simple.... Like you!
>
>
>
>
>
>
> PASS TH IS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
>SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
>
>
>
>
>
>
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>Don't be flakey. Get Yahoo! Mail for Mobile and always stay connected
>to friends.
