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<blockquote data-quote="EdiT" data-source="post: 14372910" data-attributes="member: 429829"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060">A<span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> male patient is lying in bed</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">In the hospital,</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Wearing an oxygen mask over his</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Mouth and nose,</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A young student nurse appears to give him a</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Partial sponge bath.</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Testicles black?'</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Embarrassed, the young nurse replies</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'I don't know,Sir.</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I'm only here to wash</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Your upper body.'</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He struggles to ask again,</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'Nurse, are my</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Testicles black?'</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">She overcomes her</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Embarrassment and sheepishly</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Pulls back the covers.</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">She raises his gown, holds his</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Penis in one hand and his</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Testicles in the other,</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Lifting and moving them</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Around and around gently.</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">With them, Sir !!'</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The man pulls off his oxygen mask,</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Smiles at her and</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Says very slowly,</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'Thank you very much. That was</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Wonderful, but listen</span></span></span></a></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Very, very closely.....</span></span></span> </a><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-size: 15px"><a href="http://XQNO.COM/BINB" target="_blank">' <span style="color: Red">Are my test results back ?'</span></a></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #002060"></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="EdiT, post: 14372910, member: 429829"] [B][SIZE=4][URL="http://XQNO.COM/BINB"][FONT=Arial Black][COLOR=#002060]A[FONT=Arial] male patient is lying in bed In the hospital, Wearing an oxygen mask over his Mouth and nose, Still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a Partial sponge bath. Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my Testicles black?' Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know,Sir. I'm only here to wash Your upper body.' He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my Testicles black?' Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, She overcomes her Embarrassment and sheepishly Pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his Penis in one hand and his Testicles in the other, Lifting and moving them Around and around gently. Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong With them, Sir !!' The man pulls off his oxygen mask, Smiles at her and Says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was Wonderful, but listen Very, very closely.....[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/URL][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002060][SIZE=4][URL="http://XQNO.COM/BINB"]' [COLOR=Red]Are my test results back ?'[/COLOR][/URL][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002060] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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