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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DIRTY X" data-source="post: 88902" data-attributes="member: 96"><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px">FOR THE WIFE </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px">WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px">BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px">AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.</span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 18px">FOR THE HUSBAND </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 18px">WHO IS ON THE SOFA </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 18px">BEING A COUCH POTATO, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 18px">BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 18px">AND NOT OUT AT THE  BARS. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><span style="font-size: 18px">FOR THE TEENAGER </span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><span style="font-size: 18px">WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES </span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><span style="font-size: 18px">BECAUSE IT MEANS HE IS AT HOME, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><span style="font-size: 18px">NOT ON THE STREETS.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 18px">FOR THE TAXES I PAY </span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 18px">BECAUSE IT MEANS </span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 18px">I AM EMPLOYED.</span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px">FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A MEAL </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px">BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px">BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Plum"><span style="font-size: 18px">FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Plum"><span style="font-size: 18px">BECAUSE IT MEANS </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Plum"><span style="font-size: 18px">I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.</span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">BECAUSE IT MEANS </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 18px">FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 18px">WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 18px">AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING </span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 18px">BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.</span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 18px">FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 18px">I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 18px">BECAUSE IT MEANS </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 18px">WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 18px">FOR THE PARKING SPOT </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 18px">I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 18px">BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 18px">AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"><span style="font-size: 18px">FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"><span style="font-size: 18px">BECAUSE IT MEANS </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"><span style="font-size: 18px">I AM WARM.</span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="font-size: 18px">FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="font-size: 18px">WHO SINGS OFF KEY BECAUSE IT MEANS </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="font-size: 18px">I CAN HEAR.</span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">BECAUSE IT MEANS </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.</span> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 18px">FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 18px">AT THE END OF THE DAY </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 18px">BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><span style="font-size: 18px">CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD. </span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.</span></span> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><span style="font-size: 18px">AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><span style="font-size: 18px">BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><span style="font-size: 18px">FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 22px">Live well, Laugh often, & Love with all of your heart! </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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