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<blockquote data-quote="Infernape" data-source="post: 10984358" data-attributes="member: 366988"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>An IT Woman Installing Husband.. here goes the story. </strong></span></span></strong><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: fuchsia">INSTALLING HUSBAND!</span></span></span></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #6260A1"><strong><em>A woman writes to the IT Technical support…..</em></strong></span></span></span></em></strong></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><em>Dear Tech Support, </em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Last year I upgraded from <strong><u><span style="color: #6260A1"><strong>Boyfriend 5.0 </strong></span></u></strong>to <strong><u><span style="color: #6260A1"><strong>Husband 1.0 </strong></span></u></strong>and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under <strong><u><span style="color: #6260A1"><strong>Boyfriend 5.0 </strong></span></u></strong>.</span></span></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><a href="http://www.binscorner.com/pages/f/fwd-it-in-home-turf.html#" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.binscorner.com/f/fwd-it-in-home-turf/part-003.jpeg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </a></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">In addition, <strong><u><span style="color: #A16252"><strong>Husband 1.0 </strong></span></u></strong>uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as <strong><u><span style="color: #A16252"><strong>Romance 9.5 </strong></span></u></strong>and <strong><u><span style="color: #A16252"><strong>Personal Attention 6.5 </strong></span></u></strong>,and then installed undesirable programs such as <strong><u><span style="color: #A16252"><strong>NEWS 5.0 </strong></span></u></strong>, <strong><u><span style="color: #A16252"><strong>MONEY 3.0 </strong></span></u></strong>and <strong><u><span style="color: #A16252"><strong>CRICKET 4.1.</strong></span></u></strong></span></span></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Conversation 8.0 </strong></span></span></span></u></strong>no longer runs, and <strong><u><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Housecleaning 2.6 </strong></span></u></strong>simply crashes the system.</p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Please note that I have tried running <strong><u><span style="color: green"><strong>Nagging 5.3 </strong></span></u></strong>to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?</span></span></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Signed, <strong><em><span style="color: navy"><strong><em></em></strong></span></em></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><em><span style="color: navy"><strong><em>__________________________________________________________</em></strong></span></em></strong></span></span></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><strong><em>___ _______ </em></strong></span></span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><strong><em>REPLY</em></strong></span></span></span></em></strong></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><em>DEAR Madam, </em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">First, keep in mind, <strong><u><span style="color: blue"><strong>Boyfriend 5.0 </strong></span></u></strong>is an <em><em>Entertainment Package </em></em>, while <strong><u><span style="color: blue"><strong>Husband 1.0 </strong></span></u></strong>is an <em><em>operating system </em></em>.</span></span></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Please enter command: I <strong><u><span style="color: blue"><strong>thoughtyoulovedme.html </strong></span></u></strong>and try to <strong><u><span style="color: #FF8100"><strong>download Tears 6.2 </strong></span></u></strong>and do not forget to install the<strong><u><span style="color: #FF8100"><strong>Guilt 3.0 </strong></span></u></strong>update. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">If that application works as designed, <strong><u><strong><span style="color: #FF8100">Husband1.0 </span></strong></u></strong>should then automatically run the applications <strong><u><span style="color: #FF8100"><strong>Jewellery 2.0 </strong></span></u></strong>and<strong><u><span style="color: #FF8100"><strong>Flowers 3.5..</strong></span></u></strong></span></span></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause <strong><u><span style="color: fuchsia"><strong>Husband1.0 </strong></span></u></strong>to default to <strong><u><span style="color: fuchsia"><strong>Silence 2.5 </strong></span></u></strong>or <strong><u><span style="color: fuchsia"><strong>Beer 6.1</strong></span></u></strong>.</span></span></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Please note that <strong><u><span style="color: fuchsia"><strong>Beer 6.1 </strong></span></u></strong>is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. </span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install <strong><u><span style="color: red"><strong>Mother-In-Law 1.0 </strong></span></u></strong>(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)</span></span></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the <strong><u><span style="color: red"><strong>Boyfriend 5.0 </strong></span></u></strong>program. These are unsupported applications and will crash <strong><u><span style="color: red"><strong>Husband 1.0.</strong></span></u></strong></span></span></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">In summary, <strong><u><span style="color: #0062E1"><strong>Husband 1.0 </strong></span></u></strong>is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">To improve memory and performance. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">We recommend: <strong><u><strong>Cooking 3.0 </strong></u></strong>and <strong><u><span style="color: #0062E1"><strong>Good Looks 7.7 </strong></span></u></strong>.</span></span></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Good Luck Madam!</span></span></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">IF YOU ENJOYED IT PLEASE GIVE ME REP++</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Infernape, post: 10984358, member: 366988"] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][B]An IT Woman Installing Husband.. here goes the story. [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][INDENT][CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=fuchsia]INSTALLING HUSBAND![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#6260A1][B][I]A woman writes to the IT Technical support…..[/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][B][I]Dear Tech Support, [/I][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Last year I upgraded from [B][U][COLOR=#6260A1][B]Boyfriend 5.0 [/B][/COLOR][/U][/B]to [B][U][COLOR=#6260A1][B]Husband 1.0 [/B][/COLOR][/U][/B]and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under [B][U][COLOR=#6260A1][B]Boyfriend 5.0 [/B][/COLOR][/U][/B].[/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][URL="http://www.binscorner.com/pages/f/fwd-it-in-home-turf.html#"][IMG]http://static.binscorner.com/f/fwd-it-in-home-turf/part-003.jpeg[/IMG] [/URL][/SIZE][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]In addition, [B][U][COLOR=#A16252][B]Husband 1.0 [/B][/COLOR][/U][/B]uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as [B][U][COLOR=#A16252][B]Romance 9.5 [/B][/COLOR][/U][/B]and [B][U][COLOR=#A16252][B]Personal Attention 6.5 [/B][/COLOR][/U][/B],and then installed undesirable programs such as [B][U][COLOR=#A16252][B]NEWS 5.0 [/B][/COLOR][/U][/B], [B][U][COLOR=#A16252][B]MONEY 3.0 [/B][/COLOR][/U][/B]and [B][U][COLOR=#A16252][B]CRICKET 4.1.[/B][/COLOR][/U][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][U][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=maroon][B]Conversation 8.0 [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B]no longer runs, and [B][U][COLOR=maroon][B]Housecleaning 2.6 [/B][/COLOR][/U][/B]simply crashes the system.[/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Please note that I have tried running [B][U][COLOR=green][B]Nagging 5.3 [/B][/COLOR][/U][/B]to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?[/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Signed, [B][I][COLOR=navy][B][I] __________________________________________________________[/I][/B][/COLOR][/I][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][B][I]___ _______ REPLY[/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][B][I]DEAR Madam, [/I][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]First, keep in mind, [B][U][COLOR=blue][B]Boyfriend 5.0 [/B][/COLOR][/U][/B]is an [I][I]Entertainment Package [/I][/I], while [B][U][COLOR=blue][B]Husband 1.0 [/B][/COLOR][/U][/B]is an [I][I]operating system [/I][/I].[/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Please enter command: I [B][U][COLOR=blue][B]thoughtyoulovedme.html [/B][/COLOR][/U][/B]and try to [B][U][COLOR=#FF8100][B]download Tears 6.2 [/B][/COLOR][/U][/B]and do not forget to install the[B][U][COLOR=#FF8100][B]Guilt 3.0 [/B][/COLOR][/U][/B]update. If that application works as designed, [B][U][B][COLOR=#FF8100]Husband1.0 [/COLOR][/B][/U][/B]should then automatically run the applications [B][U][COLOR=#FF8100][B]Jewellery 2.0 [/B][/COLOR][/U][/B]and[B][U][COLOR=#FF8100][B]Flowers 3.5..[/B][/COLOR][/U][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause [B][U][COLOR=fuchsia][B]Husband1.0 [/B][/COLOR][/U][/B]to default to [B][U][COLOR=fuchsia][B]Silence 2.5 [/B][/COLOR][/U][/B]or [B][U][COLOR=fuchsia][B]Beer 6.1[/B][/COLOR][/U][/B].[/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Please note that [B][U][COLOR=fuchsia][B]Beer 6.1 [/B][/COLOR][/U][/B]is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. [/SIZE][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install [B][U][COLOR=red][B]Mother-In-Law 1.0 [/B][/COLOR][/U][/B](it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)[/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the [B][U][COLOR=red][B]Boyfriend 5.0 [/B][/COLOR][/U][/B]program. These are unsupported applications and will crash [B][U][COLOR=red][B]Husband 1.0.[/B][/COLOR][/U][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]In summary, [B][U][COLOR=#0062E1][B]Husband 1.0 [/B][/COLOR][/U][/B]is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software To improve memory and performance. We recommend: [B][U][B]Cooking 3.0 [/B][/U][/B]and [B][U][COLOR=#0062E1][B]Good Looks 7.7 [/B][/COLOR][/U][/B].[/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Good Luck Madam![/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] IF YOU ENJOYED IT PLEASE GIVE ME REP++ [/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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