No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult
their Rabbi.
The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following
suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two off you are making
love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife
fantasize, and should bring on an orgasm."
They go home, and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man,
and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help, and the
wife is still unsatisfied.
Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi.
"Okay," he says to the husband, "Try it reversed. Have the young man make
love to your wife, and you wave the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home, and hire the sam e
strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife, and the
husband waves the towel.. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm,
and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting, screaming
orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man, and says to him triumphantly:
"You see, you young schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!!!"
