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THAT'S how you wave a towel!!!"
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<blockquote data-quote="rith" data-source="post: 4740535" data-attributes="member: 21277"><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">their Rabbi.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two off you are making </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">fantasize, and should bring on an orgasm."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">They go home, and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help, and the </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">wife is still unsatisfied.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Okay," he says to the husband, "Try it reversed. Have the young man make </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">love to your wife, and you wave the towel over them."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home, and hire the sam e </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife, and the </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">husband waves the towel.. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting, screaming </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">orgasm.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 22px">The husband smiles, looks at the young man, and says to him triumphantly: </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 22px">"You see, you young schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!!!"</span></span></span></span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rith, post: 4740535, member: 21277"] :yes: [COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="4"]No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two off you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize, and should bring on an orgasm." They go home, and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man, and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help, and the wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi. "Okay," he says to the husband, "Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife, and you wave the towel over them." Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home, and hire the sam e strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife, and the husband waves the towel.. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm, and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting, screaming orgasm. [COLOR="Purple"][SIZE="6"]The husband smiles, looks at the young man, and says to him triumphantly: "You see, you young schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!!!"[/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR]:yes: :rolleyes: :rofl: :rofl: :rolleyes: :yes: :yes: :rolleyes: :rofl: :rofl: :rolleyes: :yes: :yes: :rolleyes: :rofl: :rofl: :rolleyes: :yes: :yes: :rolleyes: :rofl: :rofl: [/QUOTE]
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Nawa warak dahaya keeyada? (Namaya wadi kireema dahaya)
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