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<blockquote data-quote="MARADANA1" data-source="post: 3595010" data-attributes="member: 125976"><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><strong>God created the donkey</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong> and said to him. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>you will have no intelligence and you will live </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>50 </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>years.." </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>The donkey answered:</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>"I will be a donkey, but to live </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>50</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>years is much. Give me only </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>20</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>years" </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>God granted his wish. </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #ffbf18"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #ffbf18"><strong>..................................................................... </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ffbf18"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ffbf18"><strong>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #c0c0c0"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #c0c0c0"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #c0c0c0"><strong>God created the dog</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong> and said to him: </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>You will eat the scraps that he gives you and</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>you will live </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>30</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>years. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>You will be a dog. " </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>The dog answered: </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>"Sir, to live </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>30</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>years is too much,give me only</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>15</strong> </span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>years. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>" God granted his wish.</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ffbf18"><strong>size=6></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ffbf18"><strong>........................................................................ </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ffbf18"><strong>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #808080"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #808080"><strong>God created the monkey </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span> <span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong> and said to him: </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>You will be amusing and you will live </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>20</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>years. " </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>The monkey</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>answered:</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>"To live </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>20</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>years is too much, give me only </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>10</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>years."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>God granted his wish.</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #ffbf18"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #ffbf18"><strong>..................................................................... </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ffbf18"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ffbf18"><strong>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #c0c0c0"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #c0c0c0"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #c0c0c0"><strong>Finally God created man...</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span> <span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong> and said to him: </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>You will dominate the world and you will live </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>20</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>years." </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>Man responded:</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong> </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>"Sir, I will be a man but to live only</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>20</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>years is very little, </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>give me the</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>30</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>years that the donkey refused, </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>the </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>15</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>years that the dog did not want and </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>the </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>10</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>years the monkey refused. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #4f4f4f"><strong>" God granted man's wish </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>................................................................ </strong></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>And since then, man lives </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>20</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>years as a man</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #800080"><strong> , </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #008080"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #008080"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #008080"><strong>marries and spends</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008080"><strong>30</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #008080"><strong> years like a donkey, </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #008080"><strong>working and carrying all the burdens on his back.</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>Then when his children are grown, </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>he lives </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #009f82"><strong>15</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>years like a dog taking care of the house </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>and eating whatever is given to him, </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #800000"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #800000"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #800000"><strong>so that when he is old, </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #800000"><strong>he can retire and live </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>10</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #800000"><strong>years like a monkey, </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #800000"><strong>going from house to house and from one son or </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #800000"><strong>daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren. </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #800080"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #800080"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #800080"><strong>That's Life.</strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MARADANA1, post: 3595010, member: 125976"] [SIZE=6][COLOR=red][B]God created the donkey[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE] [SIZE=6][COLOR=#4f4f4f][B] and said to him. "You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=red][B]50 [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#4f4f4f][B]years.." [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#008000][B] The donkey answered:[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#4f4f4f][B] "I will be a donkey, but to live [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=red][B]50[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#4f4f4f][B]years is much. Give me only [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=red][B]20[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#4f4f4f][B]years" God granted his wish. [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#ffbf18][B] ..................................................................... [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ffbf18][B] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#c0c0c0][B] God created the dog[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE] [SIZE=6][COLOR=#4f4f4f][B] and said to him: "You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend. You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=red][B]30[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#4f4f4f][B]years. You will be a dog. " [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#008000][B] The dog answered: [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#4f4f4f][B] "Sir, to live [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=red][B]30[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#4f4f4f][B]years is too much,give me only[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=red][B]15[/B] [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#4f4f4f][B]years. " God granted his wish.[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ffbf18][B]size=6> ........................................................................ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#808080][B] God created the monkey [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE] [SIZE=6][COLOR=#4f4f4f][B] and said to him: "You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you will live [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=red][B] 20[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#4f4f4f][B]years. " [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#008000][B] The monkey answered:[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#4f4f4f][B] "To live [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=red][B]20[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#4f4f4f][B]years is too much, give me only [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=red][B]10[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#4f4f4f][B]years." God granted his wish.[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#ffbf18][B] ..................................................................... [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ffbf18][B] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#c0c0c0][B] Finally God created man...[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE] [SIZE=6][COLOR=#4f4f4f][B] and said to him: "You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth. You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals. You will dominate the world and you will live [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=red][B]20[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#4f4f4f][B]years." [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#008000][B] Man responded:[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#4f4f4f][B] "Sir, I will be a man but to live only[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=red][B] 20[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#4f4f4f][B]years is very little, give me the[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=red][B]30[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#4f4f4f][B]years that the donkey refused, the [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=red][B]15[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#4f4f4f][B]years that the dog did not want and the [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=red][B]10[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#4f4f4f][B]years the monkey refused. " God granted man's wish [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][B]................................................................ [/B][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#000080][B] And since then, man lives [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][B] 20[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#000080][B]years as a man[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#800080][B] , [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#008080][B] marries and spends[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=#008080][B] 30[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#008080][B] years like a donkey, working and carrying all the burdens on his back.[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#008000][B] Then when his children are grown, he lives [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=#009f82][B]15[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#008000][B]years like a dog taking care of the house and eating whatever is given to him, [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#800000][B] so that when he is old, he can retire and live [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][B]10[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#800000][B]years like a monkey, going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren. [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#800080][B] That's Life.[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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