*In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started
looking for a new one to hire.
*
*
A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. *
*
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.
*
*They tested him.
They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,
"It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured
in steel containers."
"That’s correct", said the boss.
Another glass.
"It’s *red wine , cabernet , eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak
barrels."
"Correct."
The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.
She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.
"It’s a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month.
And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll tell who’s the father!"
looking for a new one to hire.
*
*
A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. *
*
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.
*
*They tested him.
They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,
"It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured
in steel containers."
"That’s correct", said the boss.
Another glass.
"It’s *red wine , cabernet , eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak
barrels."
"Correct."
The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.
She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.
"It’s a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month.
And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll tell who’s the father!"
