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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ghostxdreams" data-source="post: 7416431" data-attributes="member: 282189"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Cooper Black'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #ba073d"><em>The Barracks Door</em></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lydian BT'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ba073d">A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lydian BT'"><span style="color: #ba073d">cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lydian BT'"><span style="color: #ba073d">This is not a phrase we men normally use so he went on his way</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lydian BT'"><span style="color: #ba073d">looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lydian BT'"><span style="color: #ba073d">came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lydian BT'"><span style="color: #ba073d">his shopping.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lydian BT'"><span style="color: #ba073d">He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lydian BT'"><span style="color: #ba073d">was who told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lydian BT'"><span style="color: #ba073d">have a little fun with her. When he reached her counter he said,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lydian BT'"><span style="color: #ba073d">"When you saw my barracks door open did you see a soldier</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lydian BT'"><span style="color: #ba073d">standing in there at attention?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lydian BT'"><span style="color: #ba073d">The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no. I didn't. All I</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Lydian BT'"><span style="color: #ba073d">saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffle bags!!</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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