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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Killer" data-source="post: 102664" data-attributes="member: 2780">Once Mervyn Silva was coming out of the airport. As there was a huge  rushthe security guard told him "wait please" for which Mervyn replied "82 Kgs"and moved  on...* * *Mervyn Silva wanted to know the time difference between his native villageand  Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist Board and asked them"Lamayoo..could you tell me the time difference between here and Las  Vegas...." The lady at the other end replied "One second sir..." and  Mervyn Silvaimmediately replied "thank you" and put the phone  down.* * *At  a bar in New York, the man to Mervyn Silva's left tells the  bartender, "Johnie Walker single."And the man's companion says, "Jack Daniels single."The bartender approaches Mervyn and asks, "and you Sir?"Mervyn replies: "Mervyn Silva, married." * * *Mervyn Silva decides to do paddy farming. Once he was among the herd ofbuffaloes and while resting his elbows  on the back of the cattle he posesfor a photo. Next day the photo  appears in the front page of a newspaper. Guess the caption: "Mervyn Silva, third from  left!"* * *Mervyn Silva was hosting a Japanese delegation for business developmentprojects in the country. The Japanese emissary was quite impressed with the country. He stated:"Sri Lanka is an excellent country. Give us three  years and we will turnitinto an economic superpower like Japan."  Mervyn Silva was very surprised."You Japanese are very inepicent," he  stated. "Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Sri  Lanka!"* * *God decided to encourage people to have less children and  introduced anaward scheme.During the procedure at one point he concentrated on learning about the situation in Sri Lanka:He first  met J.R.Jayewardene in heaven, and asked him how many children hehad  during his time on earth. J.R. replied only one! Happy with therelatively  good family planning adopted, God awarded J.R. with a MercedesBenz!R. Premadasa was next, and God asked the same  question. He replied he hadtwo children, and the God thought this is not  the best, so he gavePremadasa a cheaper car, a Toyota.S.W.R.D.  Bandaranaike was next in line. God was not pleased to hear thathehad  three children, and gave him a Morris Eight as a kind of punishment.Sometime later, the three (J.R, Preme and Banda) going  around in their new cars, saw D. S. Senanayake on foot!Wondering  what went wrong, they asked why God hadn't been merciful withhim. D.S.  replied with anger, "God did not even ask me! Some idiot hadtoldhim  that I was the father of the  nation!" * * *Three  dead bodiesThree dead bodies turned up at the morgue, all with very big  smiles ontheir faces.The coroner called the police inspector, to show him  what has happened."First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart  failure whilst making love tohismistress. Hence the enormous smile, inspector," says the coroner."Second body : Irishman , 25, won  10,000 pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol  poisoning, hence the smile.""Ah", says the coroner, "this is the most  unusual one. Sri Lankanpolitician, 40, struck by lightning" "Why is he  smiling then?" asks the inspector."He thought he was having his  picture taken"</blockquote>

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