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<blockquote data-quote="shaggy" data-source="post: 113975" data-attributes="member: 2962"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"> <span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Mrs Sirimavo Bandaranayaka died and went to Heaven. </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">St. Peter was giving her a tour of Heaven when she noticed that </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">there were dozens of clock on the wall. </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Each clock displayed a different time of day. </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">When she asked St.Peter about the clocks, </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">he replied, "We have a clock for each person on earth and </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">every time they tell a lie the hands move. </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">The clock ticks off one - second each time a lieis told. </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">"Special attention was given to two clocks. </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">The clock belonging to MotherTeresa has never moved, </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">indicating that she never told a lie. The clock for Abraham </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Lincoln had only moved twice. He only told two lies in his life. </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Mrs Srima Bandaranayake, asked "Where is Chandrika's' clock"? </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">St. Peter replied, "God took it into his office... </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">He is using it as a Table fan"</span></span></span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="shaggy, post: 113975, member: 2962"] [SIZE=5][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Purple] [FONT=sans-serif]Mrs Sirimavo Bandaranayaka died and went to Heaven. St. Peter was giving her a tour of Heaven when she noticed that there were dozens of clock on the wall. Each clock displayed a different time of day. [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Purple][FONT=sans-serif]When she asked St.Peter about the clocks, he replied, "We have a clock for each person on earth and every time they tell a lie the hands move. [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Purple][FONT=sans-serif]The clock ticks off one - second each time a lieis told. "Special attention was given to two clocks. The clock belonging to MotherTeresa has never moved, indicating that she never told a lie. The clock for Abraham Lincoln had only moved twice. He only told two lies in his life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Purple][FONT=sans-serif]Mrs Srima Bandaranayake, asked "Where is Chandrika's' clock"? St. Peter replied, "God took it into his office... He is using it as a Table fan"[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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