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Message: <blockquote data-quote="shaggy" data-source="post: 113975" data-attributes="member: 2962"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"> <span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Mrs Sirimavo Bandaranayaka died  and went to Heaven. </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">St. Peter was giving her a tour of Heaven when she  noticed that </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">there were dozens of clock on the wall. </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Each clock  displayed a different time of day. </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">When she asked St.Peter about  the clocks, </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">he replied, "We have a clock for   each person on earth and  </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">every time they tell a lie the hands move. </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">The clock ticks off one -  second each time a lieis told. </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">"Special attention was given to two clocks.  </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">The clock belonging to MotherTeresa has never moved, </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">indicating that she  never told a lie. The clock for Abraham   </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Lincoln had only moved twice. He  only told two lies in his life. </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Mrs Srima Bandaranayake, asked  "Where is Chandrika's' clock"? </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">St. Peter replied, "God took it into his  office... </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">He is using it as a Table fan"</span></span></span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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