Mrs Sirimavo Bandaranayaka died and went to Heaven.
St. Peter was giving her a tour of Heaven when she noticed that
there were dozens of clock on the wall.
Each clock displayed a different time of day.
When she asked St.Peter about the clocks,
he replied, "We have a clock for each person on earth and
every time they tell a lie the hands move.
The clock ticks off one - second each time a lieis told.
"Special attention was given to two clocks.
The clock belonging to MotherTeresa has never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie. The clock for Abraham
Lincoln had only moved twice. He only told two lies in his life.
Mrs Srima Bandaranayake, asked "Where is Chandrika's' clock"?
St. Peter replied, "God took it into his office...
He is using it as a Table fan"
St. Peter was giving her a tour of Heaven when she noticed that
there were dozens of clock on the wall.
Each clock displayed a different time of day.
When she asked St.Peter about the clocks,
he replied, "We have a clock for each person on earth and
every time they tell a lie the hands move.
The clock ticks off one - second each time a lieis told.
"Special attention was given to two clocks.
The clock belonging to MotherTeresa has never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie. The clock for Abraham
Lincoln had only moved twice. He only told two lies in his life.
Mrs Srima Bandaranayake, asked "Where is Chandrika's' clock"?
St. Peter replied, "God took it into his office...
He is using it as a Table fan"
This is how rumours spread. 
