Well I ain’t trying to scare ya
And it ain’t fake news
But there’s a really good chance
That we’re all pretty screwed
Cause China
Kicked us all in the teeth
With a virus from hell
And no work for 6 weeks
We’re on lockdown baby
And we’re trying to get out
I’m going bat- crazy
Cause I can’t leave the house
I got a fridge full of beer
My baby’s drinking that wine
I been washing my hands
About 24 times
It gets worse everyday that I turn on the news
And I’m thanking God that I canceled that cruise
But I’m stuck here singing those danged ole Lockdown Blues
Well it seemed pretty harmless for a couple of days
Then it all got real when it got Tom Hanks
Now we can’t shake hands
And I can’t even sneeze
Cause everyone’ll freak out
And I’ll be in quarantine
It get's worse everyday I turn on my TV
and I'm thanking God I stocked up on TP
well I'm stuck here singing those danged ole Lock-Down Blues!