Well... saying the real crazy shit is going make me get BANNED.
let's see
Year - can't remeber..but schooling days. But wore the blue short
We were standing on the bus halt and noticed a new "Gadget" fixed to the gate of a house near by.
It was an "itercom phone" with push-speak button on the gate. (only later we got to know what it's called)..but it was MAGIC for us those days.
We saw one person coming and pushing the button and speaking to it... so the next day me and two of my friends went and pushed the button.
A very horse lady voice came out saying "HHHAALLLLOOOOWWWW, WHO IS THERE"
Well, we didn't have a response, so I just made a farting sound from my mouth like "PPPRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHKKKKKKK" and we all ran away.
So, it was MEGA MEGA FUN
Next day... pushed the button... same thing.. HAALLOOOWWWWWW.. and I just say "PPPPROOOOOOOOHHHHHKKKK" and we all run away.
Now this thing went for about 1 week... and the fatefull day.. we went and pushed the button.
same senario.
But, before I could do my usual FARTING sound... the gate opened... and guess you came out.
VICE PRINCIPAL
FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
"AAAA.. Thopida mey weesa kollo ?? mey gedera nonata karadara karana... warew yanna thopita mama honda paadama denna apahu thopita jeewitheyta padayak yanney nathiwenna"
MAAAAAAAAAAAN....
So, we had to kneel infront of the Principal office for 3 hours in the scroching sun till our parents came and bailed us out.
Man...got a SOLID beating from my father right after we went home
BUT....
The two friends are still my buddies... and FU_K maaaaaan... we laugh our heads off every time we remeber it.
and never got the chick either.
