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Message: <blockquote data-quote="archirasika" data-source="post: 4242164" data-attributes="member: 10655"><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The Dead Cow and Vet School .</span></span></strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong> <strong><strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">First-year students at </span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Melbourne</strong></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> Uni Vet school were</span></span></strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. </span></span></strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong> <strong><strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">They all gathered around the surgery table with the body</span></span></strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class</span></span></strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> by telling them, 'In </span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Veterinary Medicine<strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> it is necessary</span></span></strong></strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> to have two important qualities as a veterinarian: The first</span></span></strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the</span></span></strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> animal body.' For an example, the Professor pulled back</span></span></strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow,</span></span></strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.</span></span></strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong> <strong><strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his</span></span></strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several</span></span></strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the</span></span></strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.</span></span></strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong> <strong><strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and</span></span></strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> said, 'The second most important quality is observation.</span></span></strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> I stuck in my </span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>middle finger<strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> and sucked on my index</span></span></strong></strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> finger.' 'Now learn to pay attention. Life's</span></span></strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid..'</span></span></strong></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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