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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ColdBreath" data-source="post: 13621864" data-attributes="member: 293962">Uncle DaveA teacher instructs her fifth-grade class to ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids come in and share their stories: "My daddy told  me about my uncle Dave," says one boy. "He was a pilot in Vietnam and  had to bail out over enemy territory with nothing but a flask of whisky,  a pistol and a knife. He drank the whisky during the drop, then landed  in the middle of 20 enemies. He shot 15, stabbed 3 and killed the last 2  with his bare hands." "What is the moral of this horrible story?" yelps the mortified teacher. <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/craige/17861036/" target="_blank"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/14/17861036_efc7d10abd.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/craige/17861036/" target="_blank">http://www.flickr.com/photos/craige/17861036/</a> "Stay away from Uncle Dave when he's drinking."</blockquote>

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