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<blockquote data-quote="kasun88888" data-source="post: 8337886" data-attributes="member: 56411"><p>I was a very happy man.</p><p> My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,</p><p> so we decided to get married.</p><p> There was only one little thing bothering me.</p><p> It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.</p><p> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini</p><p> skirts, and generally was bra-less.</p><p> She would regularly bend down when she was near me.</p><p> I always got more than a nice view.</p><p> It had to be deliberate.</p><p> She never did it around anyone else.</p><p> One day she called me and asked me to come over.</p><p> 'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said.</p><p> She was alone when I arrived.</p><p> She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me. </p><p> She couldn't overcome them anymore.</p><p> She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married.</p><p> She said "Before you commit your life to my sister".</p><p> Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word.</p><p> She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said.</p><p> "If you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".</p><p> I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.</p><p> I stood there for a moment.</p><p> Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door. </p><p> I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.</p><p> Lord And behold, my entire future family was standing outside,</p><p> all clapping!</p><p> With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me.</p><p> He said, 'Sergio, we are very happy that you have passed our</p><p> little test.</p><p> We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.</p><p> Welcome to the family my son.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p><p> </p><p></p><p>And the moral of this story is:</p><p>+</p><p>+</p><p>+</p><p>+</p><p>+</p><p>+</p><p>+</p><p> Always keep your condoms in your car.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kasun88888, post: 8337886, member: 56411"] I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me. I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it around anyone else. One day she called me and asked me to come over. 'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me. She couldn't overcome them anymore. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married. She said "Before you commit your life to my sister". Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said. "If you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me". I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment. Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lord And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me. He said, 'Sergio, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son.:D And the moral of this story is: + + + + + + + Always keep your condoms in your car.:P:P:D:D [/QUOTE]
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