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Message: <blockquote data-quote="AtulaSiriwardane" data-source="post: 6947626" data-attributes="member: 120286"><p style="text-align: center"><p style="margin-left: 20px">  <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">The Lie Clock</span></strong> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">A man died and went to heaven.</span><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">As he stood in front of St. Peter at the </span></strong> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. </strong> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.. </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.' </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?' </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.' </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?' </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. </strong> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.' </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>'Where's President M<span style="color: #1F497D">ahinda </span>R's clock?' asked the man. </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>'MR's clock is in Jesus' office. </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>He's using it as a ceiling fan.............. </strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>

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