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Message: <blockquote data-quote="eranga_rama" data-source="post: 8989234" data-attributes="member: 85571"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px">husband that my breasts are too small.</span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Instead of characteristically</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px">telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px">If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px">paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px">of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.  'How long will this take?' I asked.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px">They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px">I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px">my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px">He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again,</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px">although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">  </span></span> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"> Stupid, stupid man.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 12px">(Comments and reps are welcome)</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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