One has never understood why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually said "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She then responded to
my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and
not for what I do in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep...
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with her. We went out to a good lunch and then went shopping at a very
big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which
>>one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all
She wanted new shoes to complement her new clothes, so I said "Let's
get a pair for each outfit".
We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she
was testing me because she then asked for a tennis bracelet when she
doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her when I said,
"That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I
think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?"
I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for
me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had
this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just
love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually said "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She then responded to
my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and
not for what I do in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep...
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with her. We went out to a good lunch and then went shopping at a very
big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which
>>one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all
She wanted new shoes to complement her new clothes, so I said "Let's
get a pair for each outfit".
We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she
was testing me because she then asked for a tennis bracelet when she
doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her when I said,
"That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I
think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?"
I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for
me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had
this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just
love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
make money and spend it 4 the women 
u admit dat ual jus waste our money n tym..!!!??
really low..!!! 
low baby low.. hahaha
