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<blockquote data-quote="sanjeewawga" data-source="post: 9387926" data-attributes="member: 150949"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: YellowGreen">One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: YellowGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: YellowGreen">The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: YellowGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: YellowGreen">He asked how. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: YellowGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: YellowGreen">She said "I saw a man's private part." He told her to wash her eyes with holy water. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: YellowGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: YellowGreen">The second nun comes in and says, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: YellowGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: YellowGreen">He asked how. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: YellowGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: YellowGreen">"I touched a man's private parts." He told her to wash her hands in holy water. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: YellowGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: YellowGreen">Then he heard the third and fourth nun fighting.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: YellowGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: YellowGreen">He asked why they were fighting.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: YellowGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: YellowGreen">The fourth nun said, "I'm not going to wash my mouth in the holy water if she is going to sit in it.</span></span></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px">Repost nam Sorry Machan</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sanjeewawga, post: 9387926, member: 150949"] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="YellowGreen"]One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned." He asked how. She said "I saw a man's private part." He told her to wash her eyes with holy water. The second nun comes in and says, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned." He asked how. "I touched a man's private parts." He told her to wash her hands in holy water. Then he heard the third and fourth nun fighting. He asked why they were fighting. The fourth nun said, "I'm not going to wash my mouth in the holy water if she is going to sit in it.[/COLOR][/SIZE] :lol::lol::lol: [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="3"]Repost nam Sorry Machan[/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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