The Pirate and the eye patch

[sld]

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. "How did you end up with the peg leg?" he asks.

The pirate replies, "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."

"Wow!" says the seaman. "What about your hook?"

"Well," answers the pirate, "we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand."

"Incredible!" says the seaman. "How’d you get the eye patch?"

"A sea gull shit in my eye," the pirate replies.

"You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?" the seaman asks.

"Well," says the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook."

 

[crazy_m]

Oooooooooooooooh......one painful story

 

[sld]

Oooooooooooooooh......one painful story

Ai missy painful it was yarrrr

 

[sri_lion]

ha..ha.."it was my first day with the hook.".... Good One!!

 

[nEoN_wHitE]

oooooooouchhhhhhh

 

[crazy_m]

Ai missy painful it was yarrrr

Oh! nooooooo............da Pirates outta get meeeee...........

 

[sld]

ha..ha.."it was my first day with the hook.".... Good One!!

Yep with a new hook comes new responsibilities

 

[sld]

Oh! nooooooo............da Pirates outta get meeeee...........

Ai no worries missy, pirates attack only good girls yarrr

 

[crazy_m]

Ai no worries missy, pirates attack only good girls yarrr

Huh

 

[sld]

Huh

that leaves the crazy ones out

 

[nEoN_wHitE]

Yep with a new hook comes new responsibilities

hahhaha anna kathawa....

mokada me Hook kiyana eka quote karala.. anith meaning ekak wath mathak una da ahh?? hehehe

 

[crazy_m]

that leaves the crazy ones out

 

[sld]

it's a joke don't get mad

 

[sld]

hahhaha anna kathawa....

mokada me Hook kiyana eka quote karala.. anith meaning ekak wath mathak una da ahh?? hehehe

Umbatanam maha wal hithak thiyenne

 

[crazy_m]

it's a joke don't get mad

I certainly did not

 

[nEoN_wHitE]

Umbatanam maha wal hithak thiyenne

mata nemei eka dapu ekana ta ne thiyene.....

 

[crazybone]

good one.........

 

[sld]

mata nemei eka dapu ekana ta ne thiyene.....

Neon white nathuwa nEoN_wAlA kiyala nama daanne one

 

[sld]

Quote:
Originally Posted by sld
it's a joke don't get mad

I certainly did not

see I knew there was a sweet girl inside that crazy person

 

[lousy f]

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. "How did you end up with the peg leg?" he asks.

The pirate replies, "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."

"Wow!" says the seaman. "What about your hook?"

"Well," answers the pirate, "we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand."

"Incredible!" says the seaman. "How’d you get the eye patch?"

"A sea gull shit in my eye," the pirate replies.

"You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?" the seaman asks.

"Well," says the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook."

if im da pirate....wat i hv 2 say is.....
shit happens & i have 2 be there when it happens......

btw a nice one m8....keep supply us da good stuff