The Politically defined Battlefield

Aug 19, 2008
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The Politically Correct Battlefield


They're not our enemy; they're our socio-political compliment.
We don't damage their aircraft; we make unauthorized in-flight modifications.
We don't spy; we deal in unreleased information.
They're not casualties; they're inoperative battle units.
We don't have scouts; we have unauthorized observers.
We don't miss; we fail to effectively engage the target.
We don't waste missiles; we run a non-cost-effective equipment exchange.
We don't attack; we aggressively move into pre-occupied territory.
We don't retreat; we re-consolidate at a previously held position.
We don't waste money, we fail to effectively utilize funding.
We're not at war; we're on a Humanitarian Mission.