pls forgiv if this is a repost..nathan shape 
A Srilankan goes to the US and meets President Bush.
Bush takes him to a jungle to prove that Americans are
technologically advanced.
In the jungle,Bush asks the Srilankan to start digging.
He keeps on digging.When he reaches 100ft Bush tells him to start
searching.
The Srilankan finds a piece of wire .
Bush proudly says "You see; even 100 years back we had telephone".
At this the Srilankan gets really annoyed.
Next year Bush comes to Srilanka.
The Srilankan takes him to a jungle and tells him to start digging.
Bush digs 100 ft and stops.
The Srilankan asks him to continue. He digs 200ft.
The Srilankan asks him to continue.
Bush finally reaches 400ft and Srilankan tells him to stop.
But Bush doesn't find anything and is annoyed.
Bush asks the Srilankan "What did you want to prove to me?".
The Srilankan replies " Even 400 years back we had wireless".
A Srilankan goes to the US and meets President Bush.
Bush takes him to a jungle to prove that Americans are
technologically advanced.
In the jungle,Bush asks the Srilankan to start digging.
He keeps on digging.When he reaches 100ft Bush tells him to start
searching.
The Srilankan finds a piece of wire .
Bush proudly says "You see; even 100 years back we had telephone".
At this the Srilankan gets really annoyed.
Next year Bush comes to Srilanka.
The Srilankan takes him to a jungle and tells him to start digging.
Bush digs 100 ft and stops.
The Srilankan asks him to continue. He digs 200ft.
The Srilankan asks him to continue.
Bush finally reaches 400ft and Srilankan tells him to stop.
But Bush doesn't find anything and is annoyed.
Bush asks the Srilankan "What did you want to prove to me?".
The Srilankan replies " Even 400 years back we had wireless".
