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<blockquote data-quote="jimba" data-source="post: 14994857" data-attributes="member: 361287"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">There was this robbery at the Peoples Bank, and the robber shouted to everyone: "All don't move, money belongs to the state, but your life belongs to you".</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">Everyone in the bank lay down quietly.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">This is called "Mind Changing Concept --> Changing the conventional way of thinking". </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">-------------------------------------------------</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">One woman lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!" </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">-------------------------------------------------</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">When the robbers got back, the younger robber (University trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's count how much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight Rupavahini will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">This is called "Experience --> nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications!" </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">-------------------------------------------------</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put the 5 million rupees we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed".</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">This is called "Swim with the tide --> converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!" </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">-------------------------------------------------</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery every month".</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">This is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness is most important." </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">-------------------------------------------------</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">That evening, Rupavahini reported that 100 million rupees was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count 20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained "We risked our lives and only took 20 million rupees, the bank manager took 80 million rupees with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!" </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">-------------------------------------------------</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss at the share market was now covered by this robbery.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px">This is called "Seizing the opportunity --> daring to take risks!" </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jimba, post: 14994857, member: 361287"] [SIZE=4]There was this robbery at the Peoples Bank, and the robber shouted to everyone: "All don't move, money belongs to the state, but your life belongs to you". Everyone in the bank lay down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept --> Changing the conventional way of thinking". ------------------------------------------------- One woman lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!" This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!" ------------------------------------------------- When the robbers got back, the younger robber (University trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's count how much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight Rupavahini will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!" This is called "Experience --> nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications!" ------------------------------------------------- After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put the 5 million rupees we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed". This is called "Swim with the tide --> converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!" ------------------------------------------------- The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery every month". This is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness is most important." ------------------------------------------------- That evening, Rupavahini reported that 100 million rupees was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count 20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained "We risked our lives and only took 20 million rupees, the bank manager took 80 million rupees with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!" This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!" ------------------------------------------------- The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss at the share market was now covered by this robbery. This is called "Seizing the opportunity --> daring to take risks!" [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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