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<blockquote data-quote="Shadow.Walker" data-source="post: 14377111" data-attributes="member: 456557"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">Old one got through an email. Just thought to share with you all. Credit goes to the original creator....</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Once I was asked by my friend, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>"What is the secret behind your happy married life?"</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">I said,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>"You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other.Then absolutely there will be no problems."</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">He asked,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>"Can you explain?"</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">I said,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>"In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions." <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Still not convinced, the friend asked me,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>"Give me some examples".</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">I said,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>"Smaller issues like,</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px"> Which car we should buy,</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px"> How much amount to save,</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px"> When to visit the super market,</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px"> When to go on vacation,</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px"> Which sofa,</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px"> Air conditioner,</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px"> Refrigerator,</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px"> Monthly expenses,</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px"> Whether to keep a maid or not etc.</span></li> </ul><p><span style="font-size: 15px"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it "</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">He asked,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>"Then, what is your role?" <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">I said,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"My decisions are only for very big issues.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px"> Like whether America should attack Iran,</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px"> Whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe,</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px"> Whether to widen the Sri Lankan economy,</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px"> Whether Sanath Jayasuriya should retire from cricket etc., etc. and</span></li> </ul><p><span style="font-size: 15px"> Do you know, my wife, NEVER, objects to any of these decisions". </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Shadow.Walker, post: 14377111, member: 456557"] [SIZE=4][SIZE=3][COLOR=Red]Old one got through an email. Just thought to share with you all. Credit goes to the original creator....[/COLOR][/SIZE] Once I was asked by my friend, [B]"What is the secret behind your happy married life?"[/B] I said, [B]"You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other.Then absolutely there will be no problems." [/B] He asked, [B]"Can you explain?"[/B] I said, [B]"In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions." :P [/B] Still not convinced, the friend asked me, [B]"Give me some examples".[/B] I said, [B]"Smaller issues like,[/B] [/SIZE] [LIST] [*][SIZE=4] Which car we should buy,[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4] How much amount to save,[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4] When to visit the super market,[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4] When to go on vacation,[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4] Which sofa,[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4] Air conditioner,[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4] Refrigerator,[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4] Monthly expenses,[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4] Whether to keep a maid or not etc.[/SIZE] [/LIST] [SIZE=4] Are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it " He asked, [B]"Then, what is your role?" :baffled:[/B] I said, "My decisions are only for very big issues. [/SIZE] [LIST] [*][SIZE=4] Like whether America should attack Iran,[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4] Whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe,[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4] Whether to widen the Sri Lankan economy,[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4] Whether Sanath Jayasuriya should retire from cricket etc., etc. and[/SIZE] [/LIST] [SIZE=4] Do you know, my wife, NEVER, objects to any of these decisions". :rolleyes::D:rofl: [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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