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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 3373125" data-attributes="member: 49393">A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'  The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?' The nun replied, 'He went that way.' After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister.  You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ..' The nun said, 'I understand completely.'  The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!' The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.</blockquote>

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