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<blockquote data-quote="jabos" data-source="post: 14854097" data-attributes="member: 467005">[FONT=&amp;quot] &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; This is a true transcript, of an essay written by a Sri Lankan M.P., at&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; the&nbsp; Parliamentarian' s English Exam ( P.E.E.). As many Sri Lankan&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Parliamentarians&nbsp; Failed it, P.E.E. Is not done, in the Sri Lankan&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Parliament any more.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; The Sri Lanka Elefant&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; There is a three Sri Lanka elefants.&nbsp; One is a home elefant.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Two is a Val&nbsp; Elefant.&nbsp; Three is a UNP party animal.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The elefant has 4 leggs.&nbsp; Elefant has&nbsp; Long thrunk,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; hanging between 2 white iworry tasks, some have on both side of&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Hanging thrunk.&nbsp; These iworry is very moneyful.&nbsp; Some&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; bad men rape the Val&nbsp; Elefant, to get iworry and sell for money.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Elefants like to eat banananas,&nbsp; Bunns, gnanakathas, like&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; that.&nbsp; It like to drink milk and toddy two..&nbsp; Like&nbsp; You&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; and other people, elefants send extra food, out to the world, from the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Behind of the backside, at the back.&nbsp; Elefants have tails.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; This is to move&nbsp; The fly.&nbsp; Some time elefant is moving&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; tail, this way that way, but fly is not&nbsp; Going out.&nbsp; Elefant&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; never forgets.&nbsp; One storey I tell you.&nbsp; One day, one man&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Pulling elefant's tail hard, and run away.&nbsp; You know no, how&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; elefant. 50 years&nbsp; After pulling tail, man has died.&nbsp; When&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; the dead man is going to the Kanatta,&nbsp; Our elefant is going near&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; the mini-box, and lifting his tail, do large dung,&nbsp; And going&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; away.&nbsp; Elefant very remember, what man did know.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Elefants are vary istrong.&nbsp; It can puss trees..&nbsp; It pusses&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; and pusses, and the&nbsp; Tree downfalls.&nbsp; Elefant is conthrolled,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; by mahout man.&nbsp; Mahout man is using&nbsp; Tall hooker, to pull&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Elefant's ear, and he sometimes pulls Elefant's leg&nbsp; Also.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; But Mahout man love Elefant, and puts his bananana in Elefant's&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; mouth,&nbsp; If he is good.&nbsp; Zoo elefant can dunce.&nbsp; Zoo&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Elefant can dunce and play his&nbsp; Own organ.&nbsp; It also can shit on&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; its stool.&nbsp; If you give money, Zoo elefant&nbsp; Will take you for&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; a ride, down garden path.&nbsp; Elefant, is large gift to people&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Of SriLanka.&nbsp; We must look after our elefant, then we can&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; use elefant to do&nbsp; Things on the fields, in the jungle, in the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; zoo.&nbsp; Also, then we can have&nbsp; Lots of baby elefants..&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Then we can ex-fort elefants, to other cunttrees and&nbsp; Be&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; povertyless.[/FONT]</blockquote>

[QUOTE="jabos, post: 14854097, member: 467005"] [FONT=&quot] This is a true transcript, of an essay written by a Sri Lankan M.P., at the Parliamentarian' s English Exam ( P.E.E.). As many Sri Lankan Parliamentarians Failed it, P.E.E. Is not done, in the Sri Lankan Parliament any more. The Sri Lanka Elefant There is a three Sri Lanka elefants. One is a home elefant. Two is a Val Elefant. Three is a UNP party animal. The elefant has 4 leggs. Elefant has Long thrunk, hanging between 2 white iworry tasks, some have on both side of Hanging thrunk. These iworry is very moneyful. Some bad men rape the Val Elefant, to get iworry and sell for money. Elefants like to eat banananas, Bunns, gnanakathas, like that. It like to drink milk and toddy two.. Like You and other people, elefants send extra food, out to the world, from the Behind of the backside, at the back. Elefants have tails. This is to move The fly. Some time elefant is moving tail, this way that way, but fly is not Going out. Elefant never forgets. One storey I tell you. One day, one man Pulling elefant's tail hard, and run away. You know no, how elefant. 50 years After pulling tail, man has died. When the dead man is going to the Kanatta, Our elefant is going near the mini-box, and lifting his tail, do large dung, And going away. Elefant very remember, what man did know. Elefants are vary istrong. It can puss trees.. It pusses and pusses, and the Tree downfalls. Elefant is conthrolled, by mahout man. Mahout man is using Tall hooker, to pull Elefant's ear, and he sometimes pulls Elefant's leg Also. But Mahout man love Elefant, and puts his bananana in Elefant's mouth, If he is good. Zoo elefant can dunce. Zoo Elefant can dunce and play his Own organ. It also can shit on its stool. If you give money, Zoo elefant Will take you for a ride, down garden path. Elefant, is large gift to people Of SriLanka. We must look after our elefant, then we can use elefant to do Things on the fields, in the jungle, in the zoo. Also, then we can have Lots of baby elefants.. Then we can ex-fort elefants, to other cunttrees and Be povertyless.[/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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