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This is a true transcript, of an essay written by a Sri Lankan M.P., at
the Parliamentarian' s English Exam ( P.E.E.). As many Sri Lankan
Parliamentarians Failed it, P.E.E. Is not done, in the Sri Lankan
Parliament any more.
The Sri Lanka Elefant
There is a three Sri Lanka elefants. One is a home elefant.
Two is a Val Elefant. Three is a UNP party animal.
The elefant has 4 leggs. Elefant has Long thrunk,
hanging between 2 white iworry tasks, some have on both side of
Hanging thrunk. These iworry is very moneyful. Some
bad men rape the Val Elefant, to get iworry and sell for money.
Elefants like to eat banananas, Bunns, gnanakathas, like
that. It like to drink milk and toddy two.. Like You
and other people, elefants send extra food, out to the world, from the
Behind of the backside, at the back. Elefants have tails.
This is to move The fly. Some time elefant is moving
tail, this way that way, but fly is not Going out. Elefant
never forgets. One storey I tell you. One day, one man
Pulling elefant's tail hard, and run away. You know no, how
elefant. 50 years After pulling tail, man has died. When
the dead man is going to the Kanatta, Our elefant is going near
the mini-box, and lifting his tail, do large dung, And going
away. Elefant very remember, what man did know.
Elefants are vary istrong. It can puss trees.. It pusses
and pusses, and the Tree downfalls. Elefant is conthrolled,
by mahout man. Mahout man is using Tall hooker, to pull
Elefant's ear, and he sometimes pulls Elefant's leg Also.
But Mahout man love Elefant, and puts his bananana in Elefant's
mouth, If he is good. Zoo elefant can dunce. Zoo
Elefant can dunce and play his Own organ. It also can shit on
its stool. If you give money, Zoo elefant Will take you for
a ride, down garden path. Elefant, is large gift to people
Of SriLanka. We must look after our elefant, then we can
use elefant to do Things on the fields, in the jungle, in the
zoo. Also, then we can have Lots of baby elefants..
Then we can ex-fort elefants, to other cunttrees and Be
povertyless.[/FONT]
This is a true transcript, of an essay written by a Sri Lankan M.P., at
the Parliamentarian' s English Exam ( P.E.E.). As many Sri Lankan
Parliamentarians Failed it, P.E.E. Is not done, in the Sri Lankan
Parliament any more.
The Sri Lanka Elefant
There is a three Sri Lanka elefants. One is a home elefant.
Two is a Val Elefant. Three is a UNP party animal.
The elefant has 4 leggs. Elefant has Long thrunk,
hanging between 2 white iworry tasks, some have on both side of
Hanging thrunk. These iworry is very moneyful. Some
bad men rape the Val Elefant, to get iworry and sell for money.
Elefants like to eat banananas, Bunns, gnanakathas, like
that. It like to drink milk and toddy two.. Like You
and other people, elefants send extra food, out to the world, from the
Behind of the backside, at the back. Elefants have tails.
This is to move The fly. Some time elefant is moving
tail, this way that way, but fly is not Going out. Elefant
never forgets. One storey I tell you. One day, one man
Pulling elefant's tail hard, and run away. You know no, how
elefant. 50 years After pulling tail, man has died. When
the dead man is going to the Kanatta, Our elefant is going near
the mini-box, and lifting his tail, do large dung, And going
away. Elefant very remember, what man did know.
Elefants are vary istrong. It can puss trees.. It pusses
and pusses, and the Tree downfalls. Elefant is conthrolled,
by mahout man. Mahout man is using Tall hooker, to pull
Elefant's ear, and he sometimes pulls Elefant's leg Also.
But Mahout man love Elefant, and puts his bananana in Elefant's
mouth, If he is good. Zoo elefant can dunce. Zoo
Elefant can dunce and play his Own organ. It also can shit on
its stool. If you give money, Zoo elefant Will take you for
a ride, down garden path. Elefant, is large gift to people
Of SriLanka. We must look after our elefant, then we can
use elefant to do Things on the fields, in the jungle, in the
zoo. Also, then we can have Lots of baby elefants..
Then we can ex-fort elefants, to other cunttrees and Be
povertyless.[/FONT]
