the sri lankan export!

pamithK

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  • Jul 21, 2007
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    A Sri Lankan is calmly having his breakfast when an American, typically chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Sri Lankan ignores the American who begins to chat:

    The American : Do you eat that bread-entirely?
    The Sri Lankan : Of course!
    The American : We do not. We only eat the inner part, the crust is put in a container, later processed, transformed into flour and then sold to Sri Lanka. The Sri Lankan says nothing.

    The American continues : Do you eat this jelly with the bread?
    The Sri Lankan repeats : Of course.
    The American : We do not. We eat our fresh fruits for breakfast; we keep all the peels and seeds in the containers. Later we process it, and transform it into jelly and then we sell it to Sri Lanka.

    The Sri Lankan asks : And what do you do with the condoms after you use them?
    The American : We throw them away, of course!
    The Sri Lankan : We do not. We keep them in containers, process them, transform them in to chewing gum and then sell it to the United States.