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<blockquote data-quote="northtech" data-source="post: 675786" data-attributes="member: 8239"><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><p style="text-align: center">The Suicide Bomber</p></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></p></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Banta joins the suicide bomber squad, so when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp. His leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications. </p></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></p></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>He lands up in the enemy's camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now?</p></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></p></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Leader: No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers.</p></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></p></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Banta: Sir now there are 25 can I do it now? </p></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></p></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Boss: Wait for more.</p></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></p></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Banta: Sir, now I am in a midst of 150 soldiers, can I suicide now?</p></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></p></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Boss: Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don't worry about your family, we will look after.</p></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></p></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Banta pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest! </p></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></p></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></p></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></p></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></p></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></p><p></strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="northtech, post: 675786, member: 8239"] [COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="3"][B][CENTER]The Suicide Bomber Banta joins the suicide bomber squad, so when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp. His leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications. He lands up in the enemy's camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now? Leader: No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers. Banta: Sir now there are 25 can I do it now? Boss: Wait for more. Banta: Sir, now I am in a midst of 150 soldiers, can I suicide now? Boss: Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don't worry about your family, we will look after. Banta pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest! [/CENTER][/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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