The Wedding Advertisetment

xcorect

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  • Apr 17, 2007
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    A mother had three daughters and on their wedding, she tells each one of them to write back about their married life.

    The first one gets married....
    On the second day a letter arrives with a single message... simply; "Maxwell Coffeehouse"

    Mother became confused and finally noticed in a Maxwell ad, and it read; "Satisfaction to the last drop..." So, Mother is happy.

    Then the second daughter gets married.
    A week later there's a message (secret code again ) that read; "Rothmans"

    So the Mother looks into the Rothmans ad, and it says; "LIFE SIZE, KING SIZE." So Mother gives a wide grin.

    Then it was the third one's wedding. Mother was anxious.
    4 weeks later came the message; "BRITISH AIRWAYS"

    Mother looks into the BA ad, but this time she fainted. The ad read;
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    "TWO TIMES A DAY, FOUR TIMES A WEEK, BOTH WAYS."