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<blockquote data-quote="MaD-DoC" data-source="post: 2343026" data-attributes="member: 56284"><p>I'm hungry = I'm hungry</p><p></p><p>I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy</p><p></p><p>I'm tired = I'm tired</p><p></p><p>Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you</p><p></p><p>Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you</p><p></p><p>Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you</p><p></p><p>May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you</p><p></p><p>Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!</p><p></p><p>You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I'd like to have sex with you</p><p></p><p>What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this</p><p></p><p>What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?</p><p></p><p>What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question</p><p></p><p>I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?</p><p></p><p>I love you = Let's have sex now</p><p></p><p>I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!</p><p></p><p>Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before</p><p></p><p>Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!</p><p></p><p>Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me</p><p></p><p>Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys</p><p></p><p>I like that one better (while shopping) = Pick any freakin dress and let's go home!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MaD-DoC, post: 2343026, member: 56284"] I'm hungry = I'm hungry I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy I'm tired = I'm tired Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I'd like to have sex with you What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? I love you = Let's have sex now I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much different! Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys I like that one better (while shopping) = Pick any freakin dress and let's go home! [/QUOTE]
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