Theory Of SarDhar Ji !

[upulcranga]

Theory

Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun,

Coz it gives light at night when light is needed

& Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!

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Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k

Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?

How much is DRIVING salary...?

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Sardar at bar in New York.

Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"

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Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".

Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".

 

[upulcranga]

Another SarDhar Ji !

Interviewer: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.

Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. .

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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .

He replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,

SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.

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A sardar on an interview 4 DA post detective.

Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?

Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating. ......

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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.

Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....

 

[howitzer]

ela ela

 

[Kalindugayan]

cool jokes man

 

[lansoft]

Hehe... sme i hav seen,,,, ela..

 

[upulcranga]

Thnkx Guyz !

 

[niroshan84515]

lolzzz

 

[Doggyluv]

hahaaa funny..

 

[madhu4gr]

nyz

 

[randula01]

patta...........

 

[sri_lion]

"pass the custard you bastard"

 

[upulcranga]

Thnx !

 

[jayanthah]

Good jokes man.....Thanx