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<blockquote data-quote="milindayu" data-source="post: 611095" data-attributes="member: 4467"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">The 8th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which humans body part increases to 7 times its normal size when stimulated?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">One answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, " You should not be asking 8th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down, Mrs. parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 7 times its normal size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">around her, Boy is she gonna get in big trouble!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Kevin stood up, looked around nervously, and said "The body part that increases 7 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Kevin," then turned to Mary and continued, As for you, young lady, I have three things to say,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"> * You have a dirty mind,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"> * You didn't read you homework, and</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"> * One day you are going to be very, very disappointed." </span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="milindayu, post: 611095, member: 4467"] [SIZE="4"][FONT="Palatino Linotype"][COLOR="Blue"]The 8th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which humans body part increases to 7 times its normal size when stimulated?" One answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, " You should not be asking 8th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down, Mrs. parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 7 times its normal size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, Boy is she gonna get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Kevin stood up, looked around nervously, and said "The body part that increases 7 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Kevin," then turned to Mary and continued, As for you, young lady, I have three things to say, * You have a dirty mind, * You didn't read you homework, and * One day you are going to be very, very disappointed." [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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