Think you have Brains ? !! Below is a private way to gauge your loss
or
non-loss of intelligence. So take the 6 simple questions presented
here
and determine if you are losing it or are a MENSA candidate.
Q-1 : WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER?
ANSWER: BREAD.... IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN GIVE UP NOW AND GO AND FIND
YOURSELF A SHOE BOX AS YOU CAN'T HANDLE LIFE.... IF YOU SAID "BREAD"
THEN
PLEASE PROGRESS ON TO QUESTION 2
Q-2 : SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "SILK"............. WHAT DO COWS
DRINK?
ANSWER: "WATER". IF YOU SAID "MILK," THEN MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU DO
NOT
TRY THE NEXT QUESTION, AS IT MAY SEEM THAT YOUR BRAIN CELL IS OVER -
TAXED. YOU NEED A HOLIDAY...MAY I SUGGEST CHILDREN'S WORLD?
IF YOU SAID "WATER" ,THEN YOU MAY GO ONTO QUESTION 3
Q-3 : IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A BLUE HOUSE IS MADE
OUT OF
BLUE BRICKS, PINK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK HOUSE IS
MADE
OUT OF BLACK BRICKS.... WHAT IS A GREEN HOUSE MADE OF?
ANSWER : "GLASS" . IF YOU SAID "GREEN BRICKS", THEN WHAT THE WORLD
ARE
YOU STILL DOING HERE , READING THESE QUESTIONS!!!! IF YOU SAID
"GLASS",
THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ONTO QUESTION 4
Q- 4 : 20 YEARS AGO A PLANE IS FLYING AT 20,000 FT, OVER THE OLD
>>COUNTRY GERMANY WHEN 2 OF THE ENGINES FAIL, THE PILOT REALIZING THAT
THE
LAST REMAINING ENGINE WAS FAILING, HE DECIDES A CRASH LANDING
PROCEDURE,
BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE ENGINE FAILS BEFORE TIME AND THE PLANE CRASHES
SMACK
BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF "NO MANS LAND" -- THE LAND BETWEEN EAST GERMANY
AND
WEST GERMANY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERLIN WALL. WHERE WOULDYOU BURY THE
SURVIVORS -- EAST GERMANY, WEST GERMANY OR IN "NO MAN'S LAND" ?
ANSWER : YOU DON'T BURY "SURVIVORS" . IF YOU SAID ANYTHING OTHER THAN
THE
SENTENCE ABOVE , THEN PLEASE NEVER FLY. YOU MAY CAUSE MORE DAMAGE
SHOULD
THE PLANE CRASH !!!
IF YOU SAID THE SENTENCE ABOVE ,THEN CARRY ON TO QUESTION -5.
Q-5 : IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th OF A DEGREE EVERY
MINUTE
THEN HOW MANY DEGREES WILL THE HOUR HAND TRAVEL IN 1 HOUR?
ANSWER : "1 DEGREE". IF YOU SAID "360DEGREES", OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN
THE
ANSWER, MAY I CONGRATULATE YOU ON GETTING THIS FAR...? BUT BE HONEST
WITH
YOURSELF, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE LAST AND FINAL QUESTION?
IF YOU SAID "1 DEGREE" , THEN PLEASE GO ON TO THE LAST QUESTION .
Q-6 : WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR , YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS FROM LONDON
TO
MILFORD HAVEN (WALES). IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET ON THEE BUS, IN READING
6
PEOPLE GET OFF AND 9 PEOPLE GET ON , IN SWINDON , 2 PEOPLE GET OFF AND
4
PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE GET OFF . THE BUS THEN PULLS INTO
MILFORD HAVEN BUS DEPOT..... WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE BUS DRIVER?
ANSWER:"YOUR NAME ." READ THE FIRST LINE !!!!
or
non-loss of intelligence. So take the 6 simple questions presented
here
and determine if you are losing it or are a MENSA candidate.
Q-1 : WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER?
ANSWER: BREAD.... IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN GIVE UP NOW AND GO AND FIND
YOURSELF A SHOE BOX AS YOU CAN'T HANDLE LIFE.... IF YOU SAID "BREAD"
THEN
PLEASE PROGRESS ON TO QUESTION 2
Q-2 : SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "SILK"............. WHAT DO COWS
DRINK?
ANSWER: "WATER". IF YOU SAID "MILK," THEN MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU DO
NOT
TRY THE NEXT QUESTION, AS IT MAY SEEM THAT YOUR BRAIN CELL IS OVER -
TAXED. YOU NEED A HOLIDAY...MAY I SUGGEST CHILDREN'S WORLD?
IF YOU SAID "WATER" ,THEN YOU MAY GO ONTO QUESTION 3
Q-3 : IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A BLUE HOUSE IS MADE
OUT OF
BLUE BRICKS, PINK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK HOUSE IS
MADE
OUT OF BLACK BRICKS.... WHAT IS A GREEN HOUSE MADE OF?
ANSWER : "GLASS" . IF YOU SAID "GREEN BRICKS", THEN WHAT THE WORLD
ARE
YOU STILL DOING HERE , READING THESE QUESTIONS!!!! IF YOU SAID
"GLASS",
THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ONTO QUESTION 4
Q- 4 : 20 YEARS AGO A PLANE IS FLYING AT 20,000 FT, OVER THE OLD
>>COUNTRY GERMANY WHEN 2 OF THE ENGINES FAIL, THE PILOT REALIZING THAT
THE
LAST REMAINING ENGINE WAS FAILING, HE DECIDES A CRASH LANDING
PROCEDURE,
BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE ENGINE FAILS BEFORE TIME AND THE PLANE CRASHES
SMACK
BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF "NO MANS LAND" -- THE LAND BETWEEN EAST GERMANY
AND
WEST GERMANY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERLIN WALL. WHERE WOULDYOU BURY THE
SURVIVORS -- EAST GERMANY, WEST GERMANY OR IN "NO MAN'S LAND" ?
ANSWER : YOU DON'T BURY "SURVIVORS" . IF YOU SAID ANYTHING OTHER THAN
THE
SENTENCE ABOVE , THEN PLEASE NEVER FLY. YOU MAY CAUSE MORE DAMAGE
SHOULD
THE PLANE CRASH !!!
IF YOU SAID THE SENTENCE ABOVE ,THEN CARRY ON TO QUESTION -5.
Q-5 : IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th OF A DEGREE EVERY
MINUTE
THEN HOW MANY DEGREES WILL THE HOUR HAND TRAVEL IN 1 HOUR?
ANSWER : "1 DEGREE". IF YOU SAID "360DEGREES", OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN
THE
ANSWER, MAY I CONGRATULATE YOU ON GETTING THIS FAR...? BUT BE HONEST
WITH
YOURSELF, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE LAST AND FINAL QUESTION?
IF YOU SAID "1 DEGREE" , THEN PLEASE GO ON TO THE LAST QUESTION .
Q-6 : WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR , YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS FROM LONDON
TO
MILFORD HAVEN (WALES). IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET ON THEE BUS, IN READING
6
PEOPLE GET OFF AND 9 PEOPLE GET ON , IN SWINDON , 2 PEOPLE GET OFF AND
4
PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE GET OFF . THE BUS THEN PULLS INTO
MILFORD HAVEN BUS DEPOT..... WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE BUS DRIVER?
ANSWER:"YOUR NAME ." READ THE FIRST LINE !!!!
